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In life, there are things that you can expect to have happen to you.

You’re going to fall in love,









get your heart-broken,






have bills to pay,





get your shit tossed and destroyed in a hurricane, etc…














Well, not all of us will get our shit tossed or destroyed in a hurricane, but some will. It sucks. I know this. I fill bad for you, to a point. The reason I say to a point is because once this happens to you I feel bad, but the moment it happens again I just give, hmm, what’s that saying? Oh yeah, two shits. I could give two shits because you decided to stay and rebuild. Now this is your decision and by all means, do what you do.

What gets me is those who make this decision showing off their true colors (you know, the dee ta dee’s) on the news. Crying about how they were just devastated by Hurricane Katrina in 2005 and it isn’t fair that they are getting another one. News flash folks!! Mother Nature doesn’t care about what you think is or isn’t fair!!! If you think she does then let’s just ask her.

Me: Mother nature, do you give two shits about what people feel is or isn’t fair when it comes to what you unleash on them?

Mother Nature: Me? Give two shits? What in the hell makes them think I care about what they feel?

Me: Well, some people think it is unfair that you are hitting the Gulf Coast with another hurricane. You did some serious damage with Katrina you know?

Mother Nature: Of course I did some serious damage with Katrina. It was a hurricane dumb-ass. It is made to do significant damage. What did you think was going to happen? Roll up to the coast and say SIKE?! Get the hell out of here with that crap.

Me: You know, this hurricane could cause those who suffered before even more suffering.

Mother Nature: Let me tell you something. I don’t care. They should have learned their lesson the first time around. I caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and they still came back for another cookie! They should’ve moved somewhere else where getting a cookie was safer. Simply put, you don’t build homes or businesses near a coast above and especially below sea level where I can hit your ass with a hurricane. Silly humans; you never learn.

See? I told you she could give a rats ass. Here’s my point folks, if you went toe to toe with Mother Nature and you came out on top or iIf you were on the Oh shit list and decided to stay, I don’t want to hear you bumping your gums about how this sucks or isn’t fair or any other bullshit. You chose to ignore the warnings the first time around (i.e a fucking hurricane) so spare us your whinny, feel sorry for me, five minutes of fame bullshit.



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Posted by on August 28, 2012 in Uncategorized


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